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Another Sarah Palin Parody

Damn Can Somebody Please Tell Me Why This Lady Is A VP Candidate?

I have always said that she doesn't know what she's doin, that she's in over her head. Katie Couric makes it very plain that this woman doesn't have a clue about any policies of her old ass running mate, she doesn't have any original ideas about the economy or any other type of policy. I wonder does she have any clue how things are done in Washington. She appears clueless. I can't wait til the Vice Presidential debate so I can see Joe Biden nail her ass publically. Oh John McCain's wack old ass bailed out on Dave Letterman last minute because he had to go to Washington, only for him to go and appear with Katie Couric. He is a very sad old individual for lying about it. Very unprofessional, and quite unbecoming of a Presidential candidate. Let's just say Dave won't be forgetting it any time soon.

Sarah Palin Would Be A Terrible VP

Everybody has their own opinion on the lady, she has no idea what she has gotten herself into & would be a terrible Vice President. Don't criticize Obama for his lack of experience and pick a candidate with less experience. Whenever they talk about her foreign policy they say,"Alaska is the closest state in our country to Russia." WTF! Thats your answer, seriously. She just is in waaayyyy over her head. John McCain is old as hell, so if hell freezes over and he is elected, let's say he becomes among the living-challenged, we have this hockey mom/pitbull with lipstick as the president. Bush fucked us up, but he did it on purpose, so he knew what he was doing. Imagine the damage that could be done by someone that does not know what they're doing. Once when I was like 11, I tried to cut my hair. Needless to say, I didn't know what I was doing, so I fucked up my hair, and the more I tried to fix it the worse it got. Get the point? This upcoming election is pivotal for the future not only of our country but of the world. If you are not registered to vote, kill yourself! Ok don't kill yourself, register to vote if your eligible, if you're not eligible then spread the word, and get our generation to vote 18-26 year olds. We are the most underrepresented demographic and they don't direct their campaign towards us because they know most of us don't vote.

Gov. Palin & Sen. Hilary Clinton

Gov. Sarah Palin & Tina Fey have to be twins or somethin..or is Tina just that damn good. She's got the voice and the look down. Either way they're both MILF's (Hilary was not included in that statement)

Bristol Palin's Real Baby Daddy

I am positive that this is something that Gov. Palin was trying to keep under wraps, but everything done in the dark will eventually come to light..This Levi kid that was at the RNC, is Bristol's boyfriend but apparently she stepped out on him with a young BLACK man by the name of Kevin and he is the real father of her child..How fucked up is that? Not only are they forcing Levi into a shotgun wedding, but after the kid is born they're gonna have one of those moments from Life with Eddie Murphy and Bernie Mac(RIP)..I da PAPPY! No but seriously how long did they think this could stay a secret..I mean I don't know for a fact that its true but it sounds very feasible. You be the judge.

Why Did This Girl Lick Her Hand & Rub It On The Baby?

This is definitely a WTF!? moment at the RNC. During Mommie's speech her youngest daughter slapped spit on the young baby's head. I bet the baby was like why are you slappin spit on my hair..haha Just watch it.

She doesn't even know what the Vice President does..WTF!?

Ok, I'll admit that most Americans don't know what the VP does, but then again most Americans aren't candidates on a major party ticket, most aren't Governors either.. Great pick John McCain..seriously.